Posted by
Boaz on Friday, October 31, 2008 11:58:56 PM
The latest TJF poll taken in California with all respondents polled being a minimum of 100 miles from the Pacific Ocean.
Number of Respondents
3
Voting For John McCain
2
Voting for Barack Obama
1
It should be noted the two respondents voting for John McCain are the only two actual human beings in the household.
The individual who is voting for Barack Obama is the only feline living in the household and happens also to be a Black, White and Orange Tortiseshell cat. She is obviously conflicted and though she was approached by ACORN to register to vote she failed to return her voter registration in time.
She has on the other hand been assured of her right to vote by local Democrat Party Headquarters workers.
On the other, other hand I also threatened her with the elimination of her free room and board if she votes for the Chosen Chump Obama.
The cat walked off in a huff as cats tend to do most of the time anyway, with only a snide remark over the shoulder regarding her lack of need for a family after the election and the Chosen One assumes the Mantle of Leadership.
I'm OK with that, she's my wife's cat anyway.