Posted by
Boaz on Thursday, July 31, 2008 3:32:37 PM
No infraction too small for a rope is my new motto.
New rules are needed for inclusion to the Republican Party. The rules need to include a version of sharia law, making it possible to take care of problem dorks like Ted Stevens in-house.
I would suggest the use of waterboarding for cross examination and if the answers given don't match the available proven facts, re-waterboarding until the answers match reality or the perp has assumed the ambient water temperature of the court room.
Ted Stevens is the stereotypical Crafty, Sneaky, Dishonest schlub republican with his idiotic bridge to to no damn place in particular.
He makes the rest of you republicans look bad. As an independent radical conservative I feel the freedom to chastise both sides equally in response to the moronic deeds of the Kennedy/Reid/Pelosi/Bush cabal.
And I hope y'all are enjoying the 'bust the freakin' bank' mindlessness of the W.H.O.L.E. (White House, Occupant, Liberal Executive)
in signing the bail out for the mortagae giants. I know I'm just tickled spitless that I have the opportunity to create a safety net for the spank my FannieMae and whack my FreddieMac lenders. Heaven forbid they should have to actually pay off on the bad loans they made to people who couldn't even buy a new car to live in, let alone a house!
But, I digress, again. Ted Stevens had the audacity and the cojones to stand up there and have his reprobate lawyer tell the court he was not guilty. NOT GUILTY your honor.
Honor? What does Ted Stevens know about honor? He's in the freakin' CONgress of the US of A, the breeding ground for new social diseases created specifically to destroy this nation. As did the US CONgress in 2004's 108th CONgress, which passed 498 laws! 498 more laws to run afoul of in the normal course of managing our lives. From urinating in a dry Kansas wheat field and needing to name it a Wetland and fence it off for the exclusive use of the Whippersnapping Snail Banger Beetle, to a simple plan to pay out more entitlements to more people than actually exist on the planet.
Party Law instead of Sharia law, being able to put miscreants against the wall and do the whole firing squad thing, without a blindfold. Or drawn and quartered (we might need to hire a few Jihadists good with a sword for that) or for those CONgressional miscreants who aren't to severely deranged and only committed minor crimes - the guillotine.
All CONgressional crimes to be punishable by Capital Punishment, no infraction too small for a rope is my motto.
And that would have to include the Executive Branch of goverment. They tend to feel thmselves above the law for some reason, but they aren't. They are the holders of a public trust which is routinely bent, broken, manipulated, and shat on.
Theirs is actually the greater shame, the CONgress (opposite of PROgress) is comprised in large measure of lawyers, and who in their right mind expects much from that crowd?
Y'all might note I didn't suggest any new rules for the Democrat Party, there wasn't any reason to do that. They are original party of The New American Aristocracy and as such, laws, rules and guidelines don't apply to the Democrats because its not about reality in action for them, but all about the 'feelings' and their intent.