Posted by
Boaz on Monday, July 07, 2008 9:53:03 PM
After the Political Clearing House Giveaway (no connection to Ed McMahon and Publishers Clearing House)
Scam Scheme Fraud Raffle, oh well, just call it a whatever you want, in which
The DNC is giving out ten tickets to talk to the messiah in person backstage. They (The DNC) will begin the Ponzi
scheme scam fraud pyramid sales technique allowing extra special people to meet and greet with the Barackassiah himself. (Bring in ten paying friends and win a really neat laser pointer engraved with the likeness of The Barrackassiah!)
Rumor has it he will aslo be healing the lame and making the dumb talk. He (the messiah) may even have a few loaves of bread and a few fish brought in to feed the 75,000 or so the DNC expects to let in to the open air venue. Barack the messiah will be speaking from the Mount of Dollars to his fellow travellers through space and time, seeking enlightenment and peace through the teachings of Moe and Allah, bringing peace to the world through subjugation of all the Infidel Conservatives and Christians.
A rumor which has been floating for some time alleges that The Barackassiah will also be mounting some of his more generous female donors in the hopes that more Barackassiahs may be garnered in the process for the End Times when the Barackassiah must go away for a season to be chastised and given more directives from the Father of All Lies. The Great Beelzebub Daddy of All the Universe. (New Jersey)
Whatever.
The dimwitted morons who are so enamored with the empty suit and emptier headed vapors issued by The Barrackassiah should be given forced enemas to clear their brains.
They should also be warned not hold their farts in, they travel up their linguini spines and enter the brain, thats where all these crappy ideas come from.
disclaimer: I apologize in advance to those of you who live in New Jersey, I am not really suggesting that Beelzebub (Satan) lives in New Jersey, mostly. Well sort of, but it was meant to be taken humorously. I have been to your state onece, it was pretty nice except for the smell and the traffic ticket I got while riding a bicycle. At any rate, don't take it too seriously.
- If you make a donation of $5 or more between now and midnight on July 31st, you could be one of 10 supporters chosen to fly to Denver and spend two days and nights at the convention, meet Barack backstage, and watch his acceptance speech in person. Each of the ten supporters who are selected will be able to bring one guest to join them.