Posted by
Boaz on Thursday, December 27, 2007 1:13:34 AM
Mayor Gavin Newsom the darling of San Fransicko is now going to
propose a fee (tax) on grocery stores and other retailers who want to sell soda in San Fransicko.
No, I'm sure Mr. Newsom isn't really a Socilaist cretin who wants to control the lives of all San Fransickans. He is really just a very concerned person who cares deeply about "his people" Who oddly enough seem to live mainly in the Castro district.
Odd isn't it? For the largest grouping of "Alternative Sexual Preference" quasi civilized people to live in a district named after the Eldest Latin Darling of the Left - Fidel Castro. Coincidence, perhaps or is it a conspiracy to mix the metaphorical meanderings of the various 'whimsical' sadomaschistic, thonged, bejeweled, whip sporting, beastiality mongering, public gropers and the rest of the Group W Bench dregs with a devout and devoted Communist Dictator? You be the judge.
But... back to the story from ABCNews,
"According to Newsom, the fees are a small cost to bear in comparison to the "obesity rates and overweight issues in this country." Of the 65 percent of Americans considered overweight, studies show roughly one-third are considered "obese," weighing 30 more pounds over their ideal weight. "
Well thats a relief, I'm only 29 pounds over my ideal weight. I'm not as obese as the "worst' of our culture. Perhaps Mayor Newsom could come up with a plan to add a Road Tax to peoples vehicle registrqtions and drivers licenses for those who are obese. Obviously if they are obese they put more wear and tear on the roads in San Fransicko.
The other thought here is perhaps mayor Newsom could levy a fee (that makes it not really a tax) on everyone in S.F. who is using City services if they're obese. Such as the man who was killed by a S.F. Zoo tiger which also mauled two other men yesterday.
Seems like all three of those men will be availing themselves of City Services, one will be making full use of the City Mortuary and Coroners office, while th other two will be using one or more of the local hospitals!
The tiger wouldn't have attacked them if they hadn't looked tasty (and probably tasted like chicken) which means all three were probably obese with fine marbling of the muscle tissues.
And then of course the S.F. Gestapo had to run in with guns a blazin' and murder the poor Siberian tiger. Siberian, thats another Communist Stronghold isn't it?
Why would a Siberian Tiger turn on her Communist or Socialist brothers? Perhaps they were Conservative Moles working undercover for the Republican Party? Looking for ways to demean or vilify a noble creature in a noble city by the bay.
(ed. note - S.F. actually has a very professional Police Force, it's the mayoral Appointees as Police Chief who don't know their Anal Orifice from a hole in the ground)
It may have all been a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy to infuriate Mayor Newsom and detract from the message of his Crusade Against Obesity.
Lo, the Noble Sacrifice of Conservative Operatives in the War Against Taxation in all its manifest forms. For Mayor Newsom I have only one piece of advice:
1] Get a life, yours must really suck if you have to invent ways to bother people with stupid crap like a tax on soda.
2] Get a new policy advisor, the one you're using now is dumber than you are.
3] Don't bother trying out for Jeff Foxworthy's show "Are You smarter Than A Fifth Grader" you aren't.
4] Try to get your old job back, when you were on the Parking and Traffic Commision, it will be less stress and maybe you can feel good about yourself again.
OK maybe more than one suggestion. So what, get over it.