Dennis Kookcinich is a doofus of the worst ilk, a weasel  who wants a job no one on the outside of the insane asylum would trust him to do.
A guy who really believes aliens stopped by his local 7-11 for a Big Gulp and Twinkies. A guy who thinks Elvis is living in Belize, sipping mai tais and eating dog tacos with avocado sauce.

Does Dennis Kookcinich have a UFO pilots license?
	No, he's not tall enough to see through the windshield
	No, he has a chauffeur
	No, his wife flies his UFO
	Yes, but it suspended for mental instability
	Yes, but he must have an adult accompany him
	No, he lets ELRonPaul do all the work
	Dennis Who???
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I named my shop cat Muhammad, because he is shiftless, lazy and always whining to get attention. He is also almost completely useless except to stir up trouble in my shop.

Does a Cat named Muhammad offend You?
	No, who is Muhammad?
	No, Muhammad Catticus is a fine name
	Yes, He might get beat up in school for it
	Yes, I named my Pot Belly Pig Muhammmmad
	Yes, I wouldn't even name a dog Muhammad
	No, its just a name like any other goofy cult might use
	Yes, Muhmmad is a stupid name for a cat
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From the TH's Today on the Campaign trail section is the piece in which Mitt rags on Rudy about ShrillaryCare and yada yada yada ya...

Rudy has the following to say about it:

ROMNEY-HEALTH CARE

Romney says Republican rival Giuliani praised Clinton's health care plan

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) _ Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney on Tuesday said rival Rudy Giuliani "had nothing but praise" when then-first lady Hillary Rodham Clinton proposed a universal health care plan.

Romney's campaign cited a New York Times article quoting the former New York mayor from 1994 as praising the Clinton plan for "doing some pretty good things." The plan was never enacted.

"When Hillary's plan first came out, Rudy Giuliani had nothing but praise for Hillary's plan. Why the change? Why the change in attitude? When it first came out, he was all roses and petals for Hillary's plan. All full of praise. Now I'm running for president, he's decided it's not such a good idea," Romney said during a news conference after touring a children's hospital.

Hey Mitt, there's a metric-buttload of us who don't want any form of socialized health care in this country. The MassHealth plan was just that, a glossy form of socialized health care.

Notwithstanding the primary funding source, (us from the Feds) it was a way to GIVE healthcare to "the poor, the unfortunate, the whacked out, the crackheads, those whose cat had a flat tire, the poor planners, those whose dog didn't come back from the drycleaners, the last minute planners, (which is no plan at all) and those who for whatever reason couldn't afford private health insurance, like not having a job for the last ten years.

This just keeps getting worser and worser and worserest. All you RINO's - STAND DOWN, you are not the solution, y'all are part of the problem!

Hey heres a plan for healthcare that makes sense:

1.
Get a job.

2.
Keep it

3.
Buy insurance

4.
KEEP IT

5. When sick, use it.

Repeat as needed.

This country was founded by a group of people who came here with not very much.
They chose to live life on the edge, what else can you call leaving a nice comfy, polluted, restrictive, monarchial, parliamentary system, where Lords and Ladies ruled the realm, and the commoners could eat dirt.

People don't leave comfortable situations, they leave their home to start somewhere else because it seems, despite the danger or the unknowns to be a better choice.

If a fishes home is on fire in their fishbowl, they may choose to jump out. Although they are still in heap big trouble, but they can jump out.

So it was with the Pilgrims, life wasn't all that rosy where they came from so they went on a cruise. No shuffleboard, no casino, without double decaf no foam sugar free vanilla lattes at 155. Just the promise that if they tried it and they lived through the voyage, they would have a chance to WORK hard and live free.

IT didn't work out very well for the first group, most of them died the first winter. But the rest of them with a little help from the Native Americans made a go of it.
Harsh reality did it's normal thing, it wised up those who had ears to hear and eyes to see.

Have we as a Nation lost the ability to hear and see?
Not all of us, those who have fought and bled for this Nation know what it is we fought for. In most cases so do our loved ones. Cindy Sheehan is one of the exceptions, she downgraded her son Casey's sacrifice to a mere political talking point. There are even some who have never fought, never bled who can see the truth. They are to be praised, harsh reality didn't have to bite them on the buttocks to get their attention.

Is it OK to suggest that more of us need to be bitten on the ankles until we understand what the Liberal Socialist crowd wants to take away from us? I would have thought that 9/11 was enough to make it clear. The world at large is not a nice place, it's filled with rough, lying, cheating, nasty, ill mannered louts like Hugo Chavez, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, King Saud, Hillary Clinton, and Fidel Castro.

Unfortunately there are no longer "Planetary New Frontiers", what we have is what we have. It's time to lose the Socialist Bull Puckey and purge the Socialists from our political system. We need a return to the Federal Republic under which this nation was formed and to lose the incorrect moniker of a Democracy. A return to a limited Federal Government and the ability of the States to govern themselves as they see fit.
Is it time for a quiet or a noisy revolution?

On July 26 2006 Mitt Romney lauded his MassHealth insurance coverage plan to cover all Massachusetts citizens. Unfortunately it only worked because the Federal Gov't allowed Romney and Massachusetts to keep portions of the Federal Medicaid which would have gone to individual recipients in Massachesetts.

The classic shell game.
“Our ability to now insure every Massachusetts citizen is a historic achievement for both the Commonwealth and the nation,” said Romney. “A critical component of our plan is that all residents will have the opportunity to purchase affordable health insurance.”

Left unstated are the deep pockets of the Federal Gov't picking up the cost of the program.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Mitt Romney is probably an interesting guy to sit down and have a cup of coffee with and to talk over some of the finer points of dove hunting or anything else of no consequence, but... he is a RINO in sheeps clothing. He ran for and won the Governorship of Massachusetts - Teddy "Two Quart" Land.

And there are items with which I as a CONSERVATIVE can agree with Mitt Romney, such as Gay Marriage. There is though, an awful lot with which we stand on opposite sides of the fence. I on the right, he on the left.

One of the few things I can say about Mitt Romney without equivocation is that the former first lady of France hasn't endorsed him, nor has Hezbollah or Hamas. Unlike Hillary Clinton. (from Gateway Pundit)

We are the RICH. The U.N. has found a new mantra to bleat about. Global Warming may be cooling off, so the issue now is "Climate Change" and the need for more of my tax dollars to help the 'poor' nations of the world manage the 'crisis' of climate change. The real surprise is - gasp - the U.N. want s the U.S. to pay the largest share of the $86 billion of wealth redistribution.
Did no one ever tell the U.N. it's not polite to beg for money like a greedy little child? Or having been told did they not pay attention? And would they please make up their minds! First they cry about too many people being on the planet, then when Mother Nature takes a hand in the process and attempts to rid herself of a few million non-producers the U.N. wants to step in and halt the process?

Has no one on this entire planet looked at some of the areas these 'poor' people live in? Like Bangladesh.
Thats a disaster looking for a place to land isn't it? Seems like the mean elevation of the entire country is about four inches above sea level.

High tide and half the country is flooded, no wonder Pakistan let it slip away from them. It was just a drag on the economy to keep it. Even the opium farmers couldn't live there without crossing their opium with rice to have a hybrid opium which would grow underwater, and  just as well, it would have made Rice Krispies too dangerous to mix with marshmallows for those little sticky holiday snacky thingies that always leave such a mess on your fingers. But on the other hand who would care after eating a few?

Or how about Darfur, now thats a real Garden of Eden isn't it? Looks to me like it hasn't rained good since the Great Flood of Noah's time. And there are people who live in the area that think of themselves as farmers. How they make a living growing dust bunnies is a mystery to me.

So then oil is discovered in the region and the real fighting begins, obviously the concept of having wealth escapes a vast majority of them. Wealth should produce a surcease from misery, not compound it. But that would be the Moozlum credo, "Pain,  Misery And Little Girls Were Good Enough For MooHammud - It's Good Enough For Me"

Somehow I don't think $86 billion a year is going to be enough, we should just send them our entire GNP and live in the dirt and misery with them, then the 'poor' countries would know we really care enough to be "One With Them" and the DjimoKrats could feel good about themselves until the next global crisis. A shortage of Kenyan coffee beans to make lattes and frappucinos with.

Here is an idea whose time has come. Outsourcing criminal justice to North Korea. I thought Texas had a lock on the process with their express lane death row, but North Korea outdoes Texas by several orders of magnitude with executions in stadiums.
 
150,000 spectators can't be all wrong can they? And just think of what it might be like to get the brewski concession at one of these things! Or saki or whatever adult beverage the North Koreans prefer. Although from the reports I see, most of the country would be happy just have food and water fit to eat and drink.

This could be the end of the problem for North Korea and the U.S., why would they want to send an errant missile into the Hawaiian Islands if we are providing them with a steady cash flow of earned business?
As a side benefit it might teach the NoKo's Kim Jung I'm SO ILL the value of honest work and capitalism.

The crime rate in this nation would be bound to go down overnight with the threat of being shipped out to a North Korean judge and jury, where the best you can hope for is Ggori Gom-tang (Ox Tail Soup), Cheonggukjang-jjiggae (Fast Fermented Bean Paste Stew), Nakji Bokkeum (Stir-fried Octopus) or the San Fransicko favorite Shinseollo (Fairy Casserole).

Would you pass the fairy casserole, Bosin-tang (Dog Soup) and hot mustard please?

In the realm of humankind, there exists a lower life form known as "Lawyers" Being just above invertabrates and other zooplanktons, they will occasionally make the rest of us aware of them by uttering some really foolish statement such as:

"I can think of no good reason for them to institute this policy," said Steven Jacobs, the lawyer for the workers who are suing GC Industries in Deep River, Conn. "It's offensive to people who speak Spanish and is potentially dangerous. It inhibits them from communicating in their native tongue in situations that could put people at risk."

How exceedingly Orwellian of him. Is it 1984 again? It seems obvious to a former trades worker that having all of the people in a plant speaking a common language is safer than having two or even three languages spoken.

Jose " Creo que me tragó una mosca tsetsé mosca "

Fred " Huh, what was that?"

Jose "Creo que me tragó una mosca tsetsé mosca !!!!!!"

Fred " Well, quit eating so many chiles for lunch doofus! and why were you going to a mosque anyway, you're Catholic aren't you?"

As a result Jose will come down with a fatal case of sleeping sickness and his entire family will wind up on welfare as a result.

A conservative wordbutcher asks if Mitt will incarcerate Moonbats just for being intrinsically stupid.  But in reality, who cares. They're just Moonbat Fruitloop Leftoids.
The real question though is why do the Romneyoids feel the need to post and repost all of the same stuff over and over?
Some of it is well written, but does wear a bit thin after the twentieth or so reading. I'm sure there must be more out there about Mitts day to day election cycle happenings, probably... perhaps or maybe not.

Mitt seems like a reasonbly nice sort to put up with, if all we as Conservatives want is another card carrying member of the RINO Club, one who seems to have a proclivity toward a continued shift toward the left.

Not my cup of tea.
I want a conservative. period.

Babies are pollution? From the Daily Mail (London) comes the story of Toni Irving an Eco-Warrior (read that as Eco-Nut). Who refuses to have a baby because it would be cruel to the Earth to have a child. In the article she discusses her reasons for not having children, which is a fine decision to make, if that's what spins her prop... but....
Toward the end of the article is a quote: "

"I realised then that a baby would pollute the planet - and that never having a child was the most environmentally friendly thing I could do."

Now, I must admit I enjoyed my kids and am now enjoyning my grandchildren immensely. The idea of not having had them is repulsive to me. Children though are not for everyone, some people don't have the p[atience, and some people shouldn;t even be allowed to have a cat let alone having the responsibility for another human life!

But to not ave children because it's not environmentally friendly?
I have to agree with her, she should never have children and more over should never be allowed to speak within hearing of any human under the age of twenty one.
No young skulls full of mush should be contaminated by the idiotic behavior and reasoning of Ms. Irving.

Not having children is a personal choice, but to not have them because they are a drain on the planet's resources? Gimme a break, if we ever run out of resources here it's because the Enviro-Whackos have made it too difficult to mine the resources from the rest of the planets and asteroid belt.

The sad truth is how many Toni's there are out there. Buying the sputum AlGore and the rest of Wing-Nuts are selling. The realization of how big the lie was will be a devastating blow to some people when the truth of how small an imprint we as humans are able to leave on the planet actually is.

At that time I sincerely hope for AlGore to still be alive and held accountable for his charlatans act.

In the spirit of the Ultimate Liberal Angst Against Everything two twits,  Lawrence Krauss of Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, Ohio,  and James Dent of Vanderbilt University, Nashville now suggest in the New Scientist, the entire Universe is at risk because we have observed "dark matter' in 1998.

This is the Schrodinger's Cat  theory taken to an entirely new level of Theorydom ( as opposed to Dumb-Theory).
In some unfathomable cosmological joke on mankind, it seems these two twits are suggesting that the act of observation of dark matter in 1998 allows them to make an "educated" guess about a system which is 13.7 billion years old ( there own guess.)

I have an issue with the baseline observational analysis methodolgy of imputing stunningly drastic results (such as the increasingly imminent demise of the universe) on  data which purports to place great emphasis on a difference in the life span of soemthing which is 13.7 billion years old from an observational baeline which is nine years long. That ratio of 13,700,000,000 to 9 just doesn't seem realistic to me, like so many of the Liberal Idiopathic Angst Revelations.

And that is really the point of this post. The Liberal Idiopathic Angst with which the Democrats and now even the RepubliKrats continue to barrage the American Public.

It isn't enough to have a sound fiscal policy for the nation, or a clear idea of how to fight a War on Jihad which was forced on us by a bunch of Islamo-Fascist retards, (no offense is meant to those who are simply Intrinsically Challenged)

The duty of all politicians is to find AN ANSWER to the current Liberal Angst being picked up by every politician of every creed, flavor, and subsets of Liberal, Conservative, Libertarian, Green, Socialist or Earth Firsters is Global Warming. And then to first propose  a Committee to study it, and then to propose a NEW PROGRAM to combat the menace. Just as they have fought the War on Poverty since LBJ pushed that load of crappola on an ususpecting public.

Global Warming though, if looked at from a sufficiently long baseline is just another interstadial era. That is, just a warming period in betwen two glacial periods.
Conversely, glaciation can be viewed as the period between epochs of warmer than ''normal'' temperatures.

So when ALGore (who happens to be getting very, very rich from the hype) promotes an end to global warming, he is actually suggesting we should hasten the day for the next Ice Age.

As an unintended result of AlGore focusing so much attention on the issue of globval warming (if L. Krauss and J. Dent are to be believed) he is actually hastening both the next Ice Age and perhaps even the End of the Universe.

Could it be that  dark matter is the reason for the global warming instead of the admittedly more reasonable and much closer star we call Sun? Could be. It is also possible that if ALGore continues to blimp out, he may be able to capture his own moon with the gravitational force which is a natural phenomena of his blimpiness.

And for anyone astute enough who might gain access to ALGore in a TownHall meeting on global warming is the QUestion:
AlGore, are you not running for President so you can continue to make the $90-$100 million a year you do from the gobal warming hype?

And regarding that dark matter, Wikipedia defines dark matter as: "dark matter is matter of unknown composition that does not emit or reflect enough electromagnetic radiation to be observed directly, but whose presence can be inferred from gravitational effects on visible matter."

Which seems like a good analogy to the way the Klinton Gang operates. We don't have a clear picture of who they are - especially Hillary, and yet there always seem to be inferred actions which must have originated in a poorly lit, cigar smoke filled room which result in actions better left undone.  Vince Foster would agree with us I'm sure... if he still was able to.

From John Loftus FrontPageMagazine.com  Friday, November 16, 2007
Finally, there are some definitive answers to the mystery of the missing WMD Civilian volunteers, mostly retired intelligence officers belonging to the non-partisan IntelligenceSummit.org, have been poring over the secret archives captured from Saddam Hussein. The inescapable conclusion is this: Saddam really did have WMD after all, but not in the way the Bush administration believed. A 9,000 word research paper with citations to each captured document has been posted online at LoftusReport.com, along with translations of the captured Iraqi documents, courtesy of Mr. Ryan Mauro and his friends.

This Iraqi document research has been supplemented with satellite photographs and dozens of interviews, among them David Gaubatz who risked radiation exposure to locate Saddam’s underwater WMD warehouses , and John Shaw, whose brilliant detective work solved the puzzle of where the WMD went. Both have contributed substantially to solving one of the most difficult mysteries of our decade.

The absolutists on either side of the WMD debate will be more than a bit chagrinned at these disclosures. The documents show a much more complex history than previously suspected. The "Bush lied, people died" chorus has insisted that Saddam had no WMD whatsoever after 1991 - and thus that WMD was no good reason for the war. The Neocon diehards insist that, as in Raiders of the Lost Ark, the treasure-trove is still out there somewhere, buried under the sand dunes of Iraq. Each side is more than a little bit wrong about Saddam's WMD, and each side is only a little bit right about what happened to it.

For the rest of the somewhat lengthy article, the link is HERE

Why is C.A.I.R. (Council on American-Islamic Relations) still being allowed to operate in the United States?
This is just a presumption: If there is a group of people who are engaged in the list below:

• CAIR is an organization founded by Hamas supporters….
• CAIR was started by Hamas members….
• CAIR … was founded by Islamic terrorists.
• CAIR is partially funded by terrorists…
• CAIR receives direct funding from Islamic terrorist supporting countries.
• CAIR has proven links to… Islamic terrorists.
• CAIR is a fundamentalist organization dedicated to the overthrow of the United States Constitution and the installation of an Islamic theocracy in America.
• CAIR wishes nothing more than the implementation of a SHARIA law in American.
• CAIR seeks to replace the government of the United States with an Islamist theocracy using our own Constitution as protection....
• CAIR is here to make radical Islam the dominant religion in the United States and to convert our country into an Islamic theocracy along the lines of Iran.

Then perhaps they should be relegated to Gitmo, or maybe we can lean on the French to let us use Devil's Island for a bit? Better yet, they might be better off if they wre involved very directly with the exploration of space? Groups of the CAIR Leaders could be loaded into extra large containers boosted by Atlas 5 rockets, (weight limitations could be assisted by reducing the shielding and insulation on the crew compartments).

These courageous pioneers would be allowed to go where no man has gone before, such as Pluto or Jupiter, They could be provided with a navigation device which always points to where Mecca used to be. (Nuke the Moon) and they could be provided with all of the freeze dried pork chops and Jack Daniels the final stage is able to carry and then they would be able to send reports back about the conditions and trevails of intra solar system travel.

And recently the Moozlums in Los Angeles are grumpy about being "mapped" Well... we also keep track of where registered sex offenders are don't we?
The idea of a ''moderate moozlum'' is a fallacy of the type foisted off on the American Public by their willing accomplices the Lame Stream Press.

For those who have read the quran (by that dirty little child molester) Mooooohammud, the obvious conclusion when the moozlums are told to convert, subjugate or kill all of the infidels is reasonably easy. Maybe, just maybe, we - the rest of the planet - aren't the moozlums favorite kind of people, we like to be free, we don't want to be told how to dress, we don't want our women to be second class citizens who are subject to the whims of their husbands to the point of death. Or for our wives, daughters or nieces to be stoned to death for the horrendous crime of being gang raped by a group of moozlum thugs.

Those who wish to do this country harm, need not expect to find a sympatheric ear from me when they whine about being 'targeted' by methods which include racial profiling.

Racial profiling is a tool, like any other crime fighting or Anti-Jihad process tool - for instanc: Bullets, or Kevlar are tools.
But no one is suggesting the Military or the Police should forego the benefits afforded by the use of actually fighting the Jihadiim or any other criminal class without bullets and Kevlar.

Instead of a sympathetic ear, I might be more inclined to provide suggestions which at first thought might seem to be anatomically improbable.

Caution: I have no interest in being Politically Correct, sympathetic, or wishy washy as regards those who would tear down this nation. If you find that offensive, so what. Go read something else.

This is an addendum to the previous post at  Left Coast Right Wingers
The Humane Society of the United States has a Grand Idea (for turkeys) which could also be implemented for those CAIR infiltrators and  agents provocateurs. It has to do with the linked description of the  humane treatment of critters, but could offer some interesting results in relation to interrogation (actual) and also in relation to interrogation techiniques ( testing). 

This could completely do away with the argument about waterboarding! And because it is only a low voltage system which is used, it's even Earth Friendly. Requiring far fewer Carbon Credits to be used or purchased as offsets for the electricity used.

Mitt seems like a decent sort of guy, but do we as Conservatives need John Effen Kerry Lite to win the WHite House?
I was going to start posting all of the flip flops Mitt has been doing to realign himself in a more Centrist position. But I'm not certain if there's enough room at TownHall to do  that.

So as we begin to get into the Election Cycle in a serious fashion, we have Mitt going to the Center, Hillary going to the Center (when she's not in front of a Leftist Pinko Commie crowd) and the rest of the Doofusites are just running around without a clue as to how to stop Shrillary, except perhaps Hunter in the GOP.
 
But... Hunter doesn't have the experience necassary for the Top Job, yet. Could be that we should just forego the election and have Lee Iacoca appointed as Interim President until the rest of them grow up.