Posted by
Boaz on Tuesday, October 02, 2007 10:29:26 AM
In a bold move today it is suggested Harry Reid will call for the Flag on Capitol Hill to be flown at half mast for the recently departed and now at room temperature
Democratic operative Abu Usama al-Tunisi.
Siting Abu's unfailing "can do" attitude in assisting the Democratic party in it's fight against an American Victory in Iraq and the need to honor someone once in a blue moon.
With a letter of condolence to what is now the Islamist State of Iraq Group of Nine ( it used to be ten), Dingy Harry promised to request Abu Usama Obama Al Tunisi's induction to the Martyr's Hall of Fame in
Chappaquidick Massachusetts, with the full support of Teddy "Two Quart" Kennedy who will be raising a glass or three in memory of a dear friend.
Meanwhile Sen. Dingy Reid is also looking toward kicking a bit of Limbaugh heiny when he returns to the floor of KONgress tomorrow. It has also been suggested His Dingyness may ask the Sec of Defense to send Rush Limbaugh to Club Gitmo for a little R&R.
Harry would presumably be willing to drive the Maja Rushie to Gitmo in a 1956 Ford Pick 'Em Up truck specially outfitted and converted for the trip. If that occurs it may be the last time we see His Dingyness, there are certain to be at least few Marines willing to throw His Dingymess over the fence to see if Fidel or Raoul is willing to accept Harry Reid as a peace offering.
Seems more likely Fidel will keep the '56 Ford and throw Harry back into the Bay of Pigs, since the 56 Ford would then nearly quintuple the availability of replacement parts for the Official Hearse of Choice which is sure to be needed sooner or later there. Probably sooner. I hope.
For the most recent updates on the upcoming induction of Abu Al stay tuned to your local Democratic affiliate of Al Jazeera Network - CNN.