Posted by
Boaz on Sunday, September 30, 2007 12:57:34 AM
Testicular Implants - The perfect gift for John "The Breck Girl" Edwards. In a
story over on Fox about Neuticles for dogs comes the perfect solution for Johnny. For only $94 Johnny can feel like a real man again, he'll never notice the pair he lost to his wife, or possibly just decided to hand over for safekeeping.
With a set of Neuticles perhaps Johnny can go back on the road and actually disagree with Barack Osamabamalamadingdong. Johnny might even be able to tell Hillary to just stop being so nasty and rude. On second thought that might not work, Johnny disagreeing with Hillary leaves two scenarios, neither pleasant.
1] He loses his new set of Neuticles
2] He could wind up shirtless and shoeless on a train going to Chicago, mumbling about nothing like Mr Hsu.
Better most likely if the Breck Girl just sticks to harping on Bill Richardson, Joe Biden, Chris Dodd and the rest.
Except for Dennis "The Menace" Kookcinich For that flake, Johnny should just challenge him to arm wrestle.
Dennis "The Menace" Kookcinich is the only candidate running who makes ELRon Paul look like a muscle man, seems likely 'Ole Brecky might be able to win an arm wrestling contest with him, unless Dennis the Menace pulls Brecky's hair in the middle of the contest.
That would have to hurt, and it would mess up Brecky's hair a bunch.
I would suggest a set for Hillary, but I believe she already has a set