Posted by
Gar on Thursday, October 22, 2009 11:34:14 PM
For like minded folks who like to poke fun at the Glo-Bull Warming/Change/Alteration/ Alternatives/Climate Possibilities/Confusion/Comspiracies crowd....
Saturday Oct 24, is the International day of Climate Action for 2009 and I would like to ask as many of you who can safely do so on the advice of your local physician or veterinarian to take part in the ludicrous festivities marking the day.
While some will ride their bicycles to work on a freeway and get runover by a tanker truck hauling "Spring" water to a bottling plant and others may choose to mow their lawns with a pair of scissors, I have come up with a brilliant plan to actually reduce the personal pollution caused by the nimrods who buy into Glo-Bill Warming/Change...... yada yada ya etc. etc..
I registered my event at
350.org and it is...drum roll please.........
For those who don't read Latin fluently it translates as:
"CO2 Breathing Pollution Reduction"
With the
'Action' description of a plan to talk a total of at least 60 knuckleheads into holding their breath for thirty seconds twice every hour. (with the permission of their medical practitioner or veterinarian)
I'm not looking for any of the morons to hurt themselves, that would be mean spritied and my momma always told me to not make fun of the kids on the Little Bus.
My thought though is that it might make them just a bit light headed while actually practising the exercize. And if they have more than a toal of a half dozen synapses firing at any given moment in time, they might eventually stop to think about what they're doing. It is possible of course they will think about it in the same way they adore The AlGoreacle and The Barack of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. and go on their blissfully mind numbed way through the day. OK by me I suppose.
On the other hand, if they do stop to really think about what they might be doing standing wherever they are, while they're holding their breath... Could it be they might realize how stupidly they are acting?
And if that realization comes as an epiphany to them while in process of holding their breath for the umpteenth time that day, is it possible they might look at the whole Global Warming/Change... hoax in a different light?
It's possible and it is my hope. Since reason and logic have done little to disspell the myth of Glo-Bull Warming nonsense, perhaps a bit of oxygen deprivation might do the trick.
If not, it may at least amuse them for a short time on Saturday, and while practising CO2 Spritus Maculo Reduction the GoreOns at least arne't likely to be casuing any other mischief on the planet for thsoe few seconds of the day.
Now answer me truthfully if you will...
Is this more fun than a human being should be allowed to have or not?
I get to poke fun at morons, they will know I'm pokin'g fun at them, and they may try to take the action seriously anyway.
Dang it. Life is just too good.
One other note though:
Please notice at the first 350 link by scrolling down a bit, who the "350 Messengers" are.
Van Jones - we all remember how that ObamaCzar worked out don't we?
Desmond Tutu - Rabble Rouser extraordinaire (and Graft King)
the list goes on..and on and on....
10/24/09 0715 hrs PST
It is THE day, I just held my breath for 52 seconds, until I got dizzy. Now I think I understand what it feels like to be a Liberal again.